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Born at 323 ppm. Living at the crossroads of the Butlerian Jihad and Idiocracy.

I've been terminally online for ~40 years, long before the big endless scroll. I've seen things some people wouldn't believe. 1200 baud modems on fire from Usenet flame wars. I watched c-news servers stutter at the mere mention of Kibo. All those moments will be lost in AI slop, like tears in rain. Time to deshittify.

We are Infinity of Borg.
Bandwidth is Futile.
You will be Queued.
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There were a few tarot cards in the front lawn, blown in from somewhere down the block I guess. Noticed them when I was mowing and ... zzzzzooorrrp! mulched up and into the bag with the clippings. Hope nothing bad happens next. 🤞
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How long until iPhone Duo has a raft of hinge destroying apps like… oh, flappy bird?
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Oh no, a grue!
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@RealGene @troublewithwords enlightenment shines upon me Ah!
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Always a pc, never a dm. I prefer to just be one of the party and do my thing. The sunday night group has mostly done D&D 5e for the decade I've been playing with them, with a few excursions to Dungeon World and Crows: Fortune or Death (playtest 2).

5e just seems to get more and more complicated as time goes on. Too much stuff to track, too many items/weapons/spells/whatever are essentially the same but with different 'flavour' and sometimes odd usage restrictions. A lot of tactics involved in the games which can be fun but becomes same-same after a while.

I like the rules-light nature of Crows. The real time timer to hurry us along before the torch/lantern possibly going out was great. Way better than the everyone has dark vision and 17 things on the initiative tracker of 5e. Hope we play more Crows (probably when playtest 3 comes out in October).

Because of liking how Crows felt, I fell into the rabbit hole of looking at other rules-light things and stumbled upon Electric Bastionland. Watched a three session game of it online, then a bit of one in Mythic Bastionland. Zero vtt maps seemed to be involved for combat. Theatre of the mind. General mapping for travel I guess. Even if you were to add vtt I don't think it'd slow things down too much.

Bought both of those Bastionland games in hardcopy to peruse. Might try to convince one of the two dm in the group to try one or both of these in the future. Also waiting for my hardcopy of Into the Odd reloaded to arrive.

In the mean time, going to try to not be as passive-bored in the 5e games for the next while. I do have some items lost in my character's inventory that could be used for hijinks, if I think about them hard enough.

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There were a few tarot cards in the front lawn, blown in from somewhere down the block I guess. Noticed them when I was mowing and ... zzzzzooorrrp! mulched up and into the bag with the clippings. Hope nothing bad happens next. 🤞
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@elfin @ZenHeathen @cthulku @thomkennon Yes, just mention the gold in the electronics...
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@ZenHeathen @davidpostill Tufts of threads and stuffing hanging out of those maybe? Tatty -> Tattered. Ratty or rat-shit also comes to my Canuck mind.
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@colorblindcowboy @CindyWeinstein They never have. Everyone is an approximation of integration.
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@darkuncle @AmenZwa @skewray It's turtles all the way down.
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@chris__martin It's fine. We've entered the Great Filter and won't see the other side. May take a few decades yet for that to become obvious, and centuries for us to completely die out.
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@chris__martin One decent sized metallic asteroid would have all the ore we'd need for a long long time. Getting it here and extracting it and everything else related would take so much energy etc though.
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@troublewithwords @RealGene Can't find the original but here's the stolen-for-a-meme version
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@troublewithwords @RealGene It wasn't an ad. It was a magazine article lead photo or perhaps cover image for the article. Possibly an online article.
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@anon_opin Pencil and paper is best, not hanging chad punch machine crap.
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@zazzoo The call was ALWAYS coming from inside the house. She was in the thick of them when she was in the Wildrose party.
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@cthulku @ZenHeathen @thomkennon @elfin Battery powered reciprocating saw goes bzzzzzzzrrrrrrppttttt! (just ask your local catalytic converter pirate for safe handling technique tips)
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@zhenyi Ah, a modern version of ... hang on, I've seen this before... www.ebay.com/itm/375237876180
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@raganwald Already happened in ST: Discovery. Earth was isolationist after the burn.
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@LaNaehForaday @mybirdcards
Don't train the bots.
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@lorimolson @jetsons Great Gazoo took a dna sample back to the future to make clones
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@ZenHeathen RPG where the player characters are all appliances. The setting is an old apartment building slated for demolition. You see a wrecking ball crane outside, as it starts it's predatory swing backwards. Roll for initiative.
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