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Born at 323 ppm. Living at the crossroads of the Butlerian Jihad and Idiocracy.

I've been terminally online for ~40 years, long before the big endless scroll. I've seen things some people wouldn't believe. 1200 baud modems on fire from Usenet flame wars. I watched c-news servers stutter at the mere mention of Kibo. All those moments will be lost in AI slop, like tears in rain. Time to deshittify.

We are Infinity of Borg.
Bandwidth is Futile.
You will be Queued.
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@vegplotter Fertile for crops if you irrigate, and there's lots of cattle feedlots that get their dung hauled out to spread on the fields in the autumn after harvest. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palliser's_Triangle

For small vegetable gardens we renew the topsoil with dirt, peat, and
sometimes commercially available processed and bagged cattle manure. I'm guessing since that is sold in the spring that it has already been composted appropriately.

I was more amused at the thought of winter worms doing anything other than being frozen solid for 4 months.
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Remember the days after the dot com bust? Cheap used Sun hardware falling out of the wazoo.
infosec.exchange/@0x00string/117290614162426792
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Ordered pizza for scheduled delivery in two hours. Shortly after placing the order, I got heartburn. Thatโ€™s some powerful pizza sauce.
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@vegplotter Winter worms? The ground freezes over a metre deep here.
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@isocat @troublewithwords Motorized, you say? Intriguing.
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Had a weird dream last night. Iโ€™m sure it was a typical dream, just made weird by having some memory of it.

Weirdness has nothing to do with me helping a small girl get her pet lobster out from behind the stacks of dvd and tapes in the console underneath a tube tv. Not at all.

Not even being frustrated at how long food was being delayed at a wedding reception such that I went to the kitchen, kicked the staff out, and made piles of grilled cheese sandwiches for everyone.

Iโ€™m sure there were other bits I am only barely aware of now. But it is weird that I had memory of this, when usually every fragment flutters away as soon as I wake up.
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@chris__martin You can do both. Required reading plus choose-from-these-options was how it went in my high school English classes (Mid 80s). The teacher had a big shelf full of optional novels and such from a wide variety of genres.

She was amused when I noted one of them was a direct rip off of a Heinlein novel, Tunnel in the Sky, which itself was basically Lord of the Flies and I got assigned THAT next.
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How long until the iPhone Duo has a hinge destroying app like Flappy Bird or similar?
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How long until iPhone Duo has a raft of hinge destroying apps likeโ€ฆ oh, flappy bird?
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@lorimolson @inlovewithpda I can quit anytime I want to.
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@ZenHeathen @AnnieBuddy Essentially a 4x4 golf cart for people that want to go up trails with a little bit of cargo capacity. Boomers going hunting is a big customer base, as are farmers that need to check/repair their fences etc.
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@MirrorAyako @startrek What happens on shore eave, stays on shore leave.
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@AnnieBuddy @ZenHeathen It was probably a duck, because all I can hear in this scenario is QUACK
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I misread this as "Driver hospitalized after great white shark attack" and wondered what kind of amphibious vehicle was involved.
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Hello, World.

A week of internet outage, resolved. Release the hounds^W packets.

My phone can stop being hot from all the tethering now.
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@middleclasstool Ahaha. I may have also. Can't resist a bit of cheeky. I'll wear it to the next extended family Christmas dinner or something.
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Someone liked it. 6 of 6 sold. Congrats on your impeccable tastes in wearable time pieces.
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@middleclasstool tick-tock, you don't need this wrist-clock. Unless you do, then it's on you.
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Looking for a unique watch? (Well, it is not one of a kind, but certainly uncommon I think). www.ebay.ca/itm/358432951012
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I've been reading through all the docs on and and like what I saw. Might spin up an instance once it is out of beta, to compare it with this one.
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