Late last night I was stuck working (from home though) on doing firewall upgrades for work. My wife was up, fiddling around on her powerbook on the couch beside me, keeping me company, with the tv on in the background not being paid much attention to at one point.
For whatever reason, the satellite was left on ShowCase, and Porno Valley came on.
Shortly thereafter, I heard an exclamation to the effect of “My gawd, how do they stand up with boobs that big”.
“Clown feet, my dear, clown feet” was my bemused reply.
Here’s an example of the proportions involved :
(I found this picture at random on the internet, this person has no relation to the aforementioned tv program, nor the porn industry, as far as I know. She is here strictly for illustrative purposes.)
Let’s take a look at her feet. Come on, eyes down here 
Yep, just as I thought.
Possibly photoshopped, come to think of it.
Trever
April 3rd, 2008