Phasor Burn

Found this in my photo stash today.

Still makes my blood boil. I annoy easily.

I know they have to advertise their services somehow, and having a prior business relationship with me lets them skirt the “do not call” list in Canada… and this isn’t really a call.

All that in consideration, I still find this extremely annoying.

So, iLife09 arrived today.

It shipped in a box 14 inches by 12 inches by 3 inches. WTF, Apple? Amazon can ship HARDCOVER BOOKS in smaller boxes.

Wizard Staff is a drinking game in which participants consume 12 oz. cans of beer. One begins the game by simply consuming a 12 oz. can of beer. Upon consumption, the bottom of a second 12 oz. can of beer is duct-taped to the top of the consumed 12 oz. can of beer. This process continues until one has what appears to be a Wizard’s Staff.

Hmm, only if you’re drinking pansy-ass American swill could you ever get enough cans to look like a wizard staff. Try it with chewy 8% by volume beer. Maybe you’ll have enough for a wizard leg splint or wizard cane.

I generally don’t like his stuff. He grates on my nerves. Short doses like this are ok though.

Ye Olde Paperclip, originally uploaded by SmugBastard.ca.

A humble piece of bent wire.