Archive for September, 2006
snort! coffee | nose > keyboard
Some people have too much, er, time on their hands.
As seen on a web forum somewhere out there on the interweb :
An apparently maligned Canadian says :
I would comment about the stereotypical remarks made about us here above the 49th, but I have to go see the RCMP about a ticket I got in July driving my dog sled too fast through a moose crossing near Dundas square on the way back to my igloo.
To which an Aussie chips in with :
That’s OK mate, now if you’ll excuse me I have to see the cops here after they pulled me over for drinking whilst riding in the pouch of my kangaroo to get back to my lean-to before the sun came up and everything caught on fire again.
coke | nose > keyboard